yeah i’m watching wrestling on a lazy sunday afternoon
with my paunch sitting in front the idiot box like a buffoon
primarily i watch it for the divas which are like a ‘bum ka gola’
but from time to time i hoot for those 6-pack ab monsters slurping on my cola
i still remember how i wanted to grow up and become like undertaker
well, it seems my liking was more intense for cakes, cookies and the neighbourhood baker
mostly, women would think watching wrestling is stupid
on the contrary to see other men beat the hell out of each other is highly intrepid
some women would tell you to be real, wrestling is fake
well, real stuff is overrated for guys, i bet any Pam Anderon’s poster at stake
if you are a woman/girl do share your feelings and tell me what do you think
and remember, alllaaahhaaaaaaaallllaaaahhhhhhh IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK
seeing violence on TV gives us a vicarious high, and we don’t anymore feel like a bozo
don’t interrupt any guys’ submission to adrenaline, ’cause Stone Cold said so
in fact, i suggest, let your friends, boyfriends and brothers enjoy their glee
’cause, unless you accept people for who they really are, it’s more like – U can’t see me
well gotta go…my pizza is here and randy orton is going for a pin
hope to have a physique and charm like these guys ‘one fine din’
