Ladies, I am the man of your dreams, your knight in shining armour (but seriously, armours are heavy can’t you settle down for something more cutting edge yet lighter, like those SWAT combat suits).
* Terms and Conditions Apply
- Tall. If only you are 5 feet 6 inches or below.
- Great conversationalist. If you like talking about sports.
- Gourmet cook. If instant noodles and cheese sandwich qualify.
- Awesome with kids. Till the time they don’t want to play with my toys.
- Chocolate boy looks. Mostly because you can always find nugget or caramel stuck in my dental cavity.
- Cute, cuddly and plump. And the latest issue of People’s magazine says “Well-toned bodies are out. Curves, muffin top tummies and round-edged-faces are the things that a new age woman looks for in a man!”
- Well read. I did quote People’s magazine.
- Absolutely a husband material. Till the time you ask me to take out the garbage.
- Great lover. I love food, dirty jokes, action movies, graphic novels, sitcoms, staying at home and talking about me!
- Amazing sense of humour. If you are annoying enough to understand sarcasm and if you are ballsy enough to handle practical jokes. Wait, women can’t be ballsy.