The art of distraction practiced through footwear. I, as many would know, am not blessed with a ‘Greek God’ physique. The only divine character my body can remind you of is that of a Laughing Buddha.
So these shoes work like magic. People in my park give them such disgusting stares, that the disgusting creature who’s wearing it and trying incessantly to touch his toes, but is failing by a margin of a yard, looks graceful. 🙂