Consider yourself lucky. God uses MS Word too!


He wrote your destiny and gave you the word .doc in a folder called life. You can choose to open that file and make as many changes as you want. First, start with the font; God is old school and he uses Times New Roman. Font shall represent your tone of life. Would it be classy or funky, meaningful or cool, disciplined or rebellion.

Then change the font size. Punjabis by default would choose 25 and above. I am happy writing my destiny in a humble 14 (shut up you Arial Narrow 10 pt snooty bastards, I want to be heard).

While changing your destiny, don’t be afraid of that green underline that indicates a grammatical error. It’s your life and you don’t have to adhere to some predefined rules to be happy. But do rectify those red underlines, which basically represent the wrong choices we make; be it letters or people.

Avoid writing long paragraphs, it shows stagnation. Feel free to write a few long sentences though, we all want some moments of our lives to last a little longer.

Make it short, snappy, long, stupid, funny, happy, sad, dramatic, romantic, hopelessly romantic, enigmatic or legen-wait for it-dary. But make it complete, as some wise man on the internet once said YOLO.

P.S.: Retain some of the original text. It’s God’s work after all.

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One thought on “Consider yourself lucky. God uses MS Word too!

  1. Ishita says:

    nice stuff….impressive! 🙂

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